On the Lighter Side of Menopause

Holiday Stress Test

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You know you're experiencing menopausal stress when...

~ You can achieve a "runner's high" by sitting up.

~ You are missing several days from this week.

~ You say the same sentence over and over again,
not realizing that you've said it before.

~ You can hear mimes.

~ You ask the drive-thru attendant if you can get your order to go.

~ Your heart beats in 7/8 time.

~ You and reality file for divorce.

~ You can travel without moving.

~ Antacid tablets become your sole source of nutrition.

~ You begin to talk to yourself, then disagree about the subject,
get into a nasty tiff over it, lose, and refuse to speak to yourself
for a week.

~ You wonder if brewing is *really* a necessary step
for the consumption of coffee.

Until next time,
keep your cool!
- Dr. Judy