Womens Health Solutions

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

On the Lighter Side

In the beginning God covered the earth with broccoli and caulifower,
spinach, green and yellow and red vegetables of all kinds, so Man
and Woman would live long and healthy lives.

Then using God's bountiful gifts, Satan created ice cream and
doughnuts. And Satan said, "You want hot fudge with that?"
And Man said, "Yes!" and Woman said, "I'll have another with
sprinkles". And lo, they gained ten pounds.

So God said, "Try my fresh green salad".

And Satan presented crumbled blue cheese dressing and garlic
toast on the side. And Man and Woman unfastened their belts
following the repast.

God then said, "I have sent you heart healthy vegetable and
olive oil in which to lightly saute the wholesome vegetables".

And Satan brought forth deep fried coconut shrimp, chicken
fried steak so big it needed its own platter and chocolate
cheesecake for dessert. And Man's glucose levels spiked
through the roof.

God then brought forth running shoes so that his children
might lose those extra pounds.

And Satan came forth with a cable TV with remote control
so Man would not have to toil changing the channels. And Man
and Woman laughed and cried before the flickering light and
started wearing stretch jogging suits.

Then God brought forth lean meat so that Man might consume
fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite.

And Satan created the ninety-nine cent cheeseburger and said
"You want fries with that?" And Man replied, "Yes! And super
size 'em!" And Man went into cardiac arrest.

God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery.

And Satan created HMO's.


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